Herpy.nu will close down in January 2018 - will be replaced by something new and better.

Herpy has had a good 13 year run and will never be forgotten for those of us who experienced it. Sadly the site is today unappealing and is no longer fit for the audience of 2018, and years of smear campaigns have given us a reputation that has been hard to shake. We therefore made the choice to close the site and move on to a brighter future. While the forums will be archived as a memory of times of past greatness, new funds have been raised and new admins have been recruited to start working on a entire new community far away from Bad Dragon and any association with that company. The gallery will remain operational in the meantime. You can follow me on Twitter for further developments. We also have a Discord server which has become the heart of the community. If you wish to join it, send a PM to Valcyrie.

Herpy have always been my little lovechild since I joined over a decade ago. But he grew up, and as he has aged with dignity its time for his hatchling to take over. A fresh start for a new generation in a new era.

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Post by Rendrassa » August 7th, 2016, 7:33 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Got another one:

Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think, it's a tea bag!
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Post by Dracokon » August 7th, 2016, 10:27 pm

What's the difference between a bowling ball and Jared Fogle?

Jared Fogle fucks kids.
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Post by Fenveireth » August 7th, 2016, 11:01 pm

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby ?

You don't ejaculate inside the apple before eating it
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Post by Rasalom » August 8th, 2016, 11:55 am

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up toward him and asked,
- What's that under your newspaper?
Thinking quickly, the guy replied.
- A bird.
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain.
After awhile on the police they asked him what happened.
The guy says,
- I dont know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dosed off and the next thing I know im here.
The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her
- What did you do after that?
After a pause the little girl replied,
- To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!
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Post by Rendrassa » August 21st, 2016, 7:54 am

Gonna dump some funny! (Or mildly offensive, take your pick.)

Hurricanes are normally named after women because when they come, they are wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
Both were originally intended for children, but it's the men who play with them the most.

I used to be into S&M, beastiallity and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
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Post by Indominus Roark » August 23rd, 2016, 2:01 am

Here's one I heard a while ago. Had to remember how it went though. But here it is. Lol

A man walks into a bar. Sees a large jar filled with one hundred dollar bills. Man asks the bartender hey what's this jar filled with one hundred dollar bills sittn here for? Bartender says, well I got a horse out back who cant stop crying who ever can get him to stop crying gets the jar of money.

Man walks in the back room, a few minutes later walks out and tells the bartender, your horse is laughing, bartender walks n the back, and sure enough the horse is rolling on the ground just a laughing his ass off.

Bartender scratches his head in disbelief and hands the man the jar filled with one hundred dollar bills.
a few weeks later the same man walks into the same bar...there is another jar of money filled with one hundred dollar bills, Man asks the bartender hey what's with this Jar of money for? Bartender says well that same horse won't stop laughing who ever gets him to stop laughing gets the jar of money.

man walks in the back room, a few minutes later walks back out, tells the bartender your horse is crying
Bartender checks and sees his horse sobing his eyes out just a ballen!

Bartender cant believe it but hands the man the jar if money. But stops him before he
leaves. Sr. May I ask what you did to make my horse laugh so hard and then turn onto a
blubering baby?

Man simply says the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time i proved it.
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Post by Werecrocodile » August 27th, 2016, 1:45 am

What is the difference between jews and boy scouts ?

The scouts leave the camp. :)
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Post by Rendrassa » September 2nd, 2016, 11:48 pm

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

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