First off! Most dragons live in conditions where they can't (or just don't want to) brush their teeth. Result being their breath stinks of ash, sulfur and in some cases stink of rotten flesh.
SO! would you like to have your vagina licked or cock sucked (or both, if you're into that) by a creature that had probably some time before spat fire at things or chomped down some raw animals?
Yea, well... Most dogs don't actually have a breath that smell like roses. Still their keepers see nothing wrong with allowing them to lick their faces, or whatnot.
Which is weird btw. I mean dogs don't even have scales...
And on the topic of fire. It wouldn't be nice to get your things burnt up when you get into an argument cause the clumsy idiot's tail whacked over your favorite coffee cup.
"but the drugun I have bone for spits ice and not fire" Again. I don't like the idea of having to thaw and dry my stuff off every now and then.
Shit happens. How this is different from a cat shitting on the carpet.
also the frickining pricks are most of the time prideful and selfish peices of shit. stealing and hoarding treasures... burning down villages... attacking each other over territories and over mating rights.
Those that are prideful and selfish don't stick around humans... They don't stick around other dragons either. So...
Your point being..?
Now you might just take this as me being a lil too attach to human comphorts but I don't like the idea of sleeping in a cave on a hard floor or atop a stack of gold. I quite like my comfy soft bed. And I don't want a dragon to come sleep with me in my bed cause it would fucking break.
Sleeping is for the weak.
Still, if you insist, you can always replace wooden frame of the bed with a steel one...
Heh, that last one would give a whole new meaning to the statement "I'm gonna explode"... <snicker>
"But lets say we had a bed that was strong enough or a small, light dragon" Well hope you liked ripped bedsheets cause at some point a paw will slip, a claw will snag, and things are going to be ripped.
'Tis but a small price to pay. Srsly, If I'd have a dragoness in me bed (it wouldn't be JUST in bed, though :3 ), ripped bedsheets wouldn't be even on my "'List of 9000 things to be concerned with".
ON THE TOPIC OF RIPPED!
Don't get to comfortable with your fantasies about getting fingered or rubbed by a dragon.
I'm a straight guy.
In other words: there is only one thing that is allowed to pass through my anus.
And it ain't pretty.
Don't dragons have retractable claws, btw?
And on to horns, spikes and all those other sharp edges some dragons have over their bodies. Unless you're a masochist, You're not going to have a nice time getting bonked, slammed or slashed by your dragon, even if its just by accident.
Yea, but how sharp can they really be...
Don't kill the edge and become like the rest.
Don't lose the faith that made you who you are
Don't kill the edge that manifests inside
This world is mine; it's where my thoughts collide...